Every year there is always a college football player who makes a name for themselves. While there are others who are born with ones that are legendary.
With the help of some keyboard warriors and internet sleuths, there's a player with the greatest name and possibly in the GOAT conversation (Shoutout to Soysauce Sports for the well-placed reference). None other than Indiana Jones.
The 5-foot-8, 190-pound freshman from the Rocky Mountain College Battlin' Bears looks to make an impact in the NAIA. Jones, a native of Bellevue, Washington, excelled at Kennedy Catholic HS. The no-star talent chose RMC over Montana Tech with the Bears sliding in a late offer. He was also a multi-position player at receiver, running back, and linebacker. Not to mention, Jones picked up playing lacrosse during his time outside of Seattle.
Welcome to the Rocky Family!
— Rocky Football (@Rocky_Football) February 5, 2025
Indiana Jones @Indiana_jones56 @IndianaJones #BEARRAID #NSD25https://t.co/8gQSG1dpAf pic.twitter.com/HOh6ZbTV72
Outside of Jones, here are a few entertaining and amusing names of college football players this year. Some of these seem like the auto-creation from EA Sports, but they're very real.
King Large – Offensive lineman – SMU
I’m in the Game! Ready to take your Ultimate Team lineup to the next level? 🔥 #CFB25 #ad @EASPORTSCollege pic.twitter.com/OsxRbYFwQx
— King Large “Official”⭐️ (@K_LargeDaGreat) December 14, 2024
Squirrel White – Wide Receiver – Florida State
First look at our depth chart for the season opener 👀#NoleFamily | #KeepCLIMBing pic.twitter.com/wXi9rqCTPd
— FSU Football (@FSUFootball) August 25, 2025
Legend Journey – Defensive End – California
Alpha Khan – Wide receiver – UTSA
Nitro Tuggle – Wide Receiver – Purdue
BREAKING: Georgia WR Nitro Tuggle plans to enter the Transfer Portal, he tells @on3sports
— Hayes Fawcett (@Hayesfawcett3) April 17, 2025
The 6’2 195 WR appeared in 6 games last season for the Bulldogs
Will have 3 years of eligibility remaining https://t.co/RlUbB6EMhS pic.twitter.com/ft12eSR8tA
Da’Realyst Clark – Wide Receiver – Kent State
Probably “Da’Realyst” Award Winner this year@ButlerGrizzlyFB RS Da’Realyst Clark has been voted the 2024 CFBNETWORK JUCO Special Teams Player of the Year pic.twitter.com/TQmXAElqfT
— The College Football Network (@thecfbnetwork) December 28, 2024
Panda Askew – Offensive lineman – East Carolina University
ECU Countdown to Kickoff: No. 53 Panda Askewhttps://t.co/yF6pgLLPEP pic.twitter.com/jVeRKpdp59
— Hoist The Colours (@HTC247) July 6, 2025
Chief Borders – Defensive lineman – UNLV
Thank You Lord 1-0 #GoRebels
— C H I E F👣 (@ChiefBorders) August 24, 2025
Dude Person – Defensive back – University of Central Arkansas
Rocky Beers – Tight End – Colorado State
Beers happy to be back in native Colorado and with the CSU football team --https://t.co/UUrtjlAqlF #CSURams via @NateWright979
— RH Sports (@RHsportszone) August 20, 2025
Sirr Bible – Linebacker – San Jose State
Moh Bility – Cornerback – Rice
Demon Clowney – Defensive end – South Carolina
His cousin is a Gamecock legend. Now, Demon Clowney eyes own big season with USC https://t.co/EZnUk54AFr
— The State Newspaper (@thestate) August 16, 2025
Hannes Hammer – Offensive lineman – Virginia Tech
Blazen Lono-Wong – Defensive lineman – Arizona State
Pig Cage – Defensive back – Incarnate Word
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